I’m not really sure why celebrities think it’s okay to name their
kids crazy names…perhaps because they figure the kids won’t have to get
real jobs like the rest of us? Dunno, but it appears that Apple and Blue
Ivy are pretty tame when you look at Puma, Mars, North West, Nakoa-Wolf
(yup, Nakoa-Wolf) and Speckle Wildhorse. Nope. I am not making this up.
How could I ? In honor of all things filed under “Oh, only a
celebrity!” here are 10 of the most crazy celebrity baby names. Alright
go ahead and swig your energy drink and get to clicking!
Blue Ivy Carter, the daughter of Beyonce and Jay-Z and I believe the start of the extra crazy naming trend.
Kyd Miller Duchovny, the son of David Duchovy and Tea Loni.
Puma, the daughter of Erykah Badu and The D.O.C. A cute kid, with a weird name that she will always, always have to explain.
Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa, son of Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet. I mean…come on!
Jaafar and Jermajesty Jackson, the sons of Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza. Reallly!? Jermajesty….
Apple, Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter. I remember when we thought this was REALLY weird. Today however it almost seems like “Sarah”.
Kash Kade Biermann, son of Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann. (as in Kash register?) Yea…I’m wrong…
Seven, son of Andre 3000 and Erykah Badu. As far as weird names goes, this really isn’t that bad. At least it’s a good number.
North West the daughter of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. This is still a dumb name in my opinion.
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp the son of John “Cougar” Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin. Just wrong. I mean wrong.
Blue Ivy Carter, the daughter of Beyonce and Jay-Z and I believe the start of the extra crazy naming trend.
Kyd Miller Duchovny, the son of David Duchovy and Tea Loni.
Puma, the daughter of Erykah Badu and The D.O.C. A cute kid, with a weird name that she will always, always have to explain.
Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa, son of Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet. I mean…come on!
Jaafar and Jermajesty Jackson, the sons of Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza. Reallly!? Jermajesty….
Apple, Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter. I remember when we thought this was REALLY weird. Today however it almost seems like “Sarah”.
Kash Kade Biermann, son of Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann. (as in Kash register?) Yea…I’m wrong…
Seven, son of Andre 3000 and Erykah Badu. As far as weird names goes, this really isn’t that bad. At least it’s a good number.
North West the daughter of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. This is still a dumb name in my opinion.
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp the son of John “Cougar” Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin. Just wrong. I mean wrong.
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